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Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

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"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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Lucifer is the kind of person who licks your hand when you put it over their mouth

pokethetriforce:

He totally is. This has happened to everyone who has ever tried to shut Lucifer up. He’s only done it to Castiel once because Cas no longer puts his hand anywhere near Luc’s mouth. Sam is unbothered for the most part because he makes out with that mouth what does he care if Luc licks it? Gabe thinks it’s funny so he does it even if Luc’s isn’t talking. Jo slapped him when he did it to her. She’s never given him a chance to show if he learned his lesson or not.

Dean never learns. He keeps trying to shut Luc up and Luc keeps licking his hand. Neither of them is happy about it but they both refuse to stop doing it. Lucifer and Dean are both huge losers and Castiel and Sam often fondly lament their lives.

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